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Take Out The Trash Day (1.13)

Josh:It says, basically, that teaching abstinence only doesn't work, that people are going to be prone to have sex whether they're cautioned against it or not.
CJ:Well, what are they recommending?
Josh:Something called "abstinence plus."
CJ:Abstinence plus?
Josh:Yes.
CJ:What's that mean?
Josh:Well, Sam's renamed it "everything but."
CJ:Everything but?
Josh:Yes.
CJ:Ah.
Josh:Yes.
CJ:They want teachers to teach...
Josh:Yes.
CJ:And so the sticky wicket joke was?
Josh:A regrettable pun. Should I order you some food?
CJ:You know, I can't remember the last time I got home before midnight.
Josh:By the way, pages 27 to 33? A couple of things every girl should know.
CJ:Get me a salad.
— 3 years ago with 20 notes
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"You know, Chevy Chase woke up one day and he just wasn’t funny anymore."
Studio 60 (via sandwichday)
— 3 years ago with 7 notes
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soonish:


DANNY: Matt, you’ll be able to have a character tell another character to do something to himself that is anatomically impossible. You’ll be able to do it at 8:00 on a Sunday before you’ll be able to use “God” or “Jesus” as an expletive.MATT: I can only write “Jesus” or “Christ” when I’m referring to Jesus Christ.DANNY: Yes.MATT: Let me tell you something. If Jesus was the head of Standards and Practices, he would pimp slap the whole lot of us, and not because we used his name in— Jesus as the head of Standards and Practices!DANNY: And there’s your Monday morning sketch.MATT: Yeah.DANNY: You see how I did that?MATT: I’ll try to have the first draft in a couple hours and pages before the dinner break.DANNY: I’m the puppet master.MATT: You didn’t even have a conversation with Standards, did you?DANNY: No.MATT: Okay.

Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip 1x07, “Nevada Day: Part I”

soonish:

DANNY: Matt, you’ll be able to have a character tell another character to do something to himself that is anatomically impossible. You’ll be able to do it at 8:00 on a Sunday before you’ll be able to use “God” or “Jesus” as an expletive.
MATT: I can only write “Jesus” or “Christ” when I’m referring to Jesus Christ.
DANNY: Yes.
MATT: Let me tell you something. If Jesus was the head of Standards and Practices, he would pimp slap the whole lot of us, and not because we used his name in— Jesus as the head of Standards and Practices!
DANNY: And there’s your Monday morning sketch.
MATT: Yeah.
DANNY: You see how I did that?
MATT: I’ll try to have the first draft in a couple hours and pages before the dinner break.
DANNY: I’m the puppet master.
MATT: You didn’t even have a conversation with Standards, did you?
DANNY: No.
MATT: Okay.

Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip 1x07, “Nevada Day: Part I”

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— 3 years ago with 37 notes
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